Festive Filmmaker Pillows

'This could be interesting, quick go and get the video camera!'

Tom Cruise Christmas Impossible

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frosting the Snowman

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Christmas Presents.

Bad gifts

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Safe Christmas.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

C.P.A.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"