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The Snowcow

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

The Big Tree

Safe Christmas.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'How come I never see you in church?'

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

It won't be Christmas without you!

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

"That was naughty AND nice."

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

Christmas-Plex