Festive Movies Gifts

The Snowcow

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frosting the Snowman

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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"This might take awhile, Lord."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

A Sweet Christmas Connection

The Big Tree

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Safe Christmas.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'How come I never see you in church?'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Night of the Living Reindeer

It won't be Christmas without you!

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

Xmas

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

"That was naughty AND nice."

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

Rudolph Red Light District

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'