Festive Film Enthusiasts Gifts

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Harriet Walter

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

The holidays start earlier every year

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

Don't fly and text.

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al