Holiday Film Buff Gifts

Christmas-Plex

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'

"I agree, Maria, it does seem like one big romantic TV Christmas movie. But, unfortunately, this is where I must kill you."

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

'Douglas is hell bent on re-issuing our wedding video on blu-ray.'

WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION

It would prove to be a very costly mistake to allow bank staff to watch 'it's a wonderful life' on their lunch hour.

"I have a Christmas Ghost emergency!"

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

'No, Dad, that wasn't a long boring movie called 'FBI Warning'... you put the dvd on pause!'

Frosty the Vampire

The Battle of Bedford Falls

It's a wonderful death

Hallmark Channel presents "Christmas Creepys".

'You'll be visited by the ghosts of TV Christmas specials.'

'Sure! What is it?'

Christmas TV