Festive Filmgoer Gifts

Christmas-Plex

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

You are very important to me!

'Oh man, every time.'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

'We come to this planet in search of a movie deal. . . like 'E.T.'.'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

"I agree, Maria, it does seem like one big romantic TV Christmas movie. But, unfortunately, this is where I must kill you."

"I have a Christmas Ghost emergency!"

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

The Battle of Bedford Falls

The Snowcow

'You'll be visited by the ghosts of TV Christmas specials.'

"With this film, I finally enter the front ranks of American moviegoers."