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Christmas-Plex

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

You are very important to me!

Ellen Page

'Oh man, every time.'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'We come to this planet in search of a movie deal. . . like 'E.T.'.'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"I agree, Maria, it does seem like one big romantic TV Christmas movie. But, unfortunately, this is where I must kill you."

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

It would prove to be a very costly mistake to allow bank staff to watch 'it's a wonderful life' on their lunch hour.

"I have a Christmas Ghost emergency!"

Hallmark Channel presents "Christmas Creepys".

The Snowcow

The Battle of Bedford Falls

'You'll be visited by the ghosts of TV Christmas specials.'