Holiday Movie Buff Gifts

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Christmas TV

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Filming Christmas

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

Christmas-Plex

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"I agree, Maria, it does seem like one big romantic TV Christmas movie. But, unfortunately, this is where I must kill you."

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

"I have a Christmas Ghost emergency!"

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

'Douglas is hell bent on re-issuing our wedding video on blu-ray.'

Frosty the Vampire

The Battle of Bedford Falls

'No, Dad, that wasn't a long boring movie called 'FBI Warning'... you put the dvd on pause!'

It's a wonderful death

'You'll be visited by the ghosts of TV Christmas specials.'