Holiday Movie Lover Gifts

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

'I love holidays!'

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

So glad you could make it!

"I sometimes wonder what view the locals take of tourists."

"Just what I wanted."

Tree piercings.

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Christmas-Plex

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

'Stop that! We're not on holiday now!'