Festive Film Enthusiast Gifts

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Yo ho ho!

"Spoiler alert."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'And that,and that,and that...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

A Christmas tree self portrait