Festive Film Enthusiast Gifts

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Getting to Know You

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"Spoiler alert."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Filming Christmas

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Quentin Tarantino

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

A Christmas tree self portrait