Festive Films Gifts

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frosting the Snowman

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Classic Emojis for sale.

Bad gifts

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"This might take awhile, Lord."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

The Big Tree

Safe Christmas.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'How come I never see you in church?'

It won't be Christmas without you!

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Night of the Living Reindeer

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Xmas

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."