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Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Harriet Walter

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

The holidays start earlier every year

Don't fly and text.

"You were never in The Birds..."

Santa slipping on the ice.