Festive Film Fanatic Mugs

"I have a Christmas Ghost emergency!"

It would prove to be a very costly mistake to allow bank staff to watch 'it's a wonderful life' on their lunch hour.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Reese Witherspoon

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Werewolves of London..."

What's an Imax cave?

Giant slug attacks a city

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Starvation Watching

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."