Festive Tv Fanatic Mugs

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa called but you were out!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Miami Mice

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

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"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Let's just binge watch this."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"