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"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut!

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa called but you were out!

Filming Christmas

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Miami Mice

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"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

Larry King

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A Christmas tree self portrait

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

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"Room for bigger presents."

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'