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"I have a Christmas Ghost emergency!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

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Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Werewolves of London..."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

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"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

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"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

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