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Filming Christmas

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Steve McQueen

"I love these old decorations!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Meet Santa's entourage

David Niven caricature

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The mission: Impossible burger.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

I want to be a lawn!

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Janet Leigh

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Vanity Publishing.

Christmas reunions!

Laurel and Hardy

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Millennial Splaining

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'