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"I have a Christmas Ghost emergency!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Werewolves of London..."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

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