Festive Pillows

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

Wife needs husband's socks.

Elf

"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Covid 19 Father Christmas in a Facemask

Xmas

Santa's spirits were low. His sleigh was destroyed and he was miles from nowhere, but at least he had plenty of venison.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Elfies

Classic Emojis for sale.

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."

'I'd like to be known for my wit and warm personality, but no, it's always the bloody nose...'

Escape from present under a Christmas tree.

Christmas pudding flies fly around Rudolf's bottom.

'Vote union - pass it on!'

Our Wish . . . Peace on Earth.

Rival Santa Clauses: 'You may have little, more helpful elves, but my Rudolph as a VERY shiny nose.'

SEE SANTA! First off, I'd like to categorically deny any wrongdoing....

'Don't let any more obese kids in.'

Father Christmas at the North Pole in the rain.

Merry Xmas

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Safe Christmas.

Can you spot the re-gift?

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Santa, the morning after...