Gift Wrapping Warrior Pillows

The art of wrapping.

Christmas Tree

Changing Room Decisions

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Burn out

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

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Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Xmas List.

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Snowman offering solutions.

What do you like most about presents?

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

Christmas.

Santa with an elf.

Christo: Age Ten

"It's a wrap!"

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Musical sleigh

New York City Rodeo

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

"Before you open it and check its not is stool sample!"

"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'