Gift Wrapping Warrior Gifts

The art of wrapping.

Christmas Tree

Changing Room Decisions

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Burn out

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

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Santa carrying a sack full of mail

What do you like most about presents?

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Snowman offering solutions.

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

Musical sleigh

"It's a wrap!"

Santa with an elf.

Christo: Age Ten

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

Christmas.

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).

New York City Rodeo

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

Wishing you a very happy christmas

"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"