Gift Wrapping Gifts

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

An interestingly wrapped present.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Wrapping presents

"They cut me, fold me, and wrap me up just so they can tear me apart."

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'Can't you ever forget you once worked in a gift shop?'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"We have bows in small, medium, and big enough to hide a bad wrapping job."

'Wow. .. The only way that could possibly get any worse, is if you put the wrapping paper inside the box.'

"It's a wrap!"

"I'm worried about Jimmy. He lacks social skills, craves approval, and is obsessed with repetitive tasks. We should take him to a doctor."

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Christmas with Christo

"I can't wrap so I shellacked it."

Snowman offering solutions.

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

Santa's Grotto

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

"Doesn't our tree look nice this year?"

Gift Wrap Illusion

"I know you wrapped it yourself. I recognised the duct tape."

'Could you please gift wrap my exchange gift?'

'You see Son, gift-wrapping the dead rat adds an extra message of love...'

Christmas Rappers. . .

The art of wrapping.

'Are you having anyone over this xmas Troy?'

It's time to cut the Christmas clutter. I'm wrapping presents in newspaper. Good idea. Too bad we cancelled our paper when you called it a shameful environmental waste. Hello? Can I order a one-week trial subscription?

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"