Decorative Gift-wrapper Gifts

Profiling.

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Baseball player batting money

User Friendly Library - Ask Us About Gift Wrapping.

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

What do you like most about presents?

Snowman offering solutions.

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

Musical sleigh

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Christmas.

Wrap music

"It's a wrap!"

The art of wrapping.

Santa with an elf.

New York City Rodeo

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

"Before you open it and check its not is stool sample!"

'You see Son, gift-wrapping the dead rat adds an extra message of love...'

Christmas Rappers. . .

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

"I can't wrap so I shellacked it."