Gift Wizard Pillows

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Profit

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Rocking horse

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Santa called but you were out!

Money exchange

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Bad gifts

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Dept. of the Treasury

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Valentines Day truck

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'