Gift Wizard Gifts

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Rocking horse

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Santa called but you were out!

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Money exchange

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Bad gifts

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Dept. of the Treasury

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Warren Buffett

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

Valentines Day truck

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?