Wishlist Wizard Gifts

"Comfortable?"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"What are you getting for Christmas?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

It's been a pleasure taking you to the cleaners.

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"

Warehousing - Real Estate

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"If you look closely you'll see that your three year guarantee only applies to the years 1968 to 1971."

"My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff!"