Wishlist Creator Gifts

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

Birthday cake

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

"Comfortable?"

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

Under new management. But still no bananas.

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Quick, make a wish."

Sharing Pizza.

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"What are you getting for Christmas?"

"Rats! I forgot the damn shopping list!"

"My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff!"

Sisyphus' To Do List

SEE SANTA!, 'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"I'm almost ready to begin looking at the wish lists."

"I'd like a purple unicorn."