Wishlist Making Gifts

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

Xmas List.

"Comfortable?"

Dog adds Parma ham sausages to his owner's shopping list.

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

Under new management. But still no bananas.

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'Your honor, we the jury need to pick up pants at the dry cleaners, eggs and milk at the...oops, wrong note!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

Inattention while stacking cans.

"What are you getting for Christmas?"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"Slow down big fella - let's see how your presents stack up against my list."

"That reminds me. We need to pick up some miniature cocktail weenies, and a box of raisins."

"Rats! I forgot the damn shopping list!"

"My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff!"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

SEE SANTA!, 'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

"I'm almost ready to begin looking at the wish lists."

"I guess no car for me this Christmas either."

'Forgot the dog food?' (T-shirt slogan.)