Wishlist Enthusiast Gifts

"My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff!"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Crossword bathroom tiles.