Wish List Planner Gifts

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Bad gifts

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Santa relaxes by Fire

"Comfortable?"

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

Lady walking past a sign that reads: "Happy New Year! Only 358 Shopping Days Before Christmas!"

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

'I've made a list of presents you could surprise me with this Christmas.'

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'We're sending Barb's grandson a birthday card for his 11th. . . should we put eleven dollars in the card?'

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

I'll be good next year I promise.

"To avoid stress in the future, tell me what gifts you would like for the next ten Christmases!"

Royal wedding gift list.

'I've made a list of Christmas presents you can surprise me with this year.'

Grim Reaper visiting bucket list website.

'Can we go now, Dad - It's stopped raining!'

"How am I supposed to tell my kids that Christmas has been pushed back to Easter because toys and gifts are on backorder?!"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"What are you getting for Christmas?"

"Well I bet THAT wasn't on his 'bucket list'!"

'This was on my bucket list.'