Wish List Planner Pillows

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Bad gifts

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Santa relaxes by Fire

"Comfortable?"

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

Lady walking past a sign that reads: "Happy New Year! Only 358 Shopping Days Before Christmas!"

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

Ok, if it's that important to you, we can make a to-do list.

'I've made a list of presents you could surprise me with this Christmas.'

I'll be good next year I promise.

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

"To avoid stress in the future, tell me what gifts you would like for the next ten Christmases!"

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

Royal wedding gift list.

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'We're sending Barb's grandson a birthday card for his 11th. . . should we put eleven dollars in the card?'

Ask Sadie. Sadie, my wife deserves so much more than I can give her. What can I buy her for our upcoming 36th wedding anniversary? - Wayne. *Actual reader letter. The 36th wedding anniversary? Isn't that wood paneling? What? First is paper, second is cotton, third is leather, and so forth. But wood paneling? Stucco? She has no clue. But she intuits these are the remodeling years.

'I've made a list of Christmas presents you can surprise me with this year.'

'This was on my bucket list.'

"Well I bet THAT wasn't on his 'bucket list'!"

"What are you getting for Christmas?"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"Slow down big fella - let's see how your presents stack up against my list."

Grim Reaper visiting bucket list website.

"How am I supposed to tell my kids that Christmas has been pushed back to Easter because toys and gifts are on backorder?!"