Wishlist Wisher Pillows

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wishing Well

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'Did you make a wish?'

Greetings!

Capitalism

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

What do you wish for next year?

Xmas List.

Birthday cake

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"Comfortable?"

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'Jesus! Have you been playing with the taps again?'

Patient decorating hospital room.

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

Sharing Pizza.

"Quick, make a wish."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"What are you getting for Christmas?"

I'm all out of small change... Do you think it will accept Visa Card?

Be careful what you wish for. . .

"Slow down big fella - let's see how your presents stack up against my list."