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"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

Paul Klee

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Shoe addict.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

You had me at vintage.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"That shirt is so last year."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"That must be the artist over there."

The perfectionist.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"He's left out the staples"

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Brat"

Francoise Gilot

"I could do that."

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Happy Hog - Manet

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Sculptor's chippings