Wishlist Curator Mugs

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

Paul Klee

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Projectile painting.'

Shoe addict.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

You had me at vintage.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

The perfectionist.

"That must be the artist over there."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Happy Hog - Manet

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

Sculptor's chippings

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"I could do that."

Francoise Gilot

"He's left out the staples"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Brat"