Wishlist Wisher Mugs

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Wishing Well

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

Greetings!

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Capitalism

What do you wish for next year?

Birthday cake

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"Comfortable?"

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

'Jesus! Have you been playing with the taps again?'

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

Patient decorating hospital room.

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

"Quick, make a wish."

Sharing Pizza.

Be careful what you wish for. . .

"What are you getting for Christmas?"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff!"