Wishlist Wizard Pillows

"Comfortable?"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"What are you getting for Christmas?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

It's been a pleasure taking you to the cleaners.

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"We're out of fresh beefsteak so this is the next best option."

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"

Warehousing - Real Estate

"If you look closely you'll see that your three year guarantee only applies to the years 1968 to 1971."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

"Slow down big fella - let's see how your presents stack up against my list."