Gift List Creator Pillows

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Santa called but you were out!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Bad gifts

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Valentines Day truck

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

Santa relaxes by Fire

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"What should we get your mother for her birthday? - How about travelers' checks?"

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"Oh honey, a chum necklace! How thoughtful!"

Three Shopping Days Until the Bills Arrive.

Santa Special Delivery.

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'