Gift List Creator Mugs

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Santa called but you were out!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Bad gifts

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Valentines Day truck

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

Santa relaxes by Fire

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"What should we get your mother for her birthday? - How about travelers' checks?"

'I thought you said you did ships in bottles.'

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"Oh honey, a chum necklace! How thoughtful!"

Three Shopping Days Until the Bills Arrive.

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'