Practical Gift Chooser Mugs

"What should we get your mother for her birthday? - How about travelers' checks?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Santa called but you were out!

Bad gifts

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Valentines Day truck

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

Can you guess what it is yet?

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

Santa relaxes by Fire

'Now a romantic gift is a new robe and slippers.'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

The wedding-day - fourteenth anniversary.

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."