Gift List Enthusiast Pillows

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

List making as therapy.

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'It's my stool sample.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

To do list

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

'Actually, writing lists of the top ten things I do at work, is one of the top ten things I do at work'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."