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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

I love you Geyser...

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Giant sandwich bags.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'It's my stool sample.'

Great Moments in Beer

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Modern Day Cannibals

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'