Holiday Gift Enthusiast Prints

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

I love you Geyser...

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Christmas Dwarves

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Giant sandwich bags.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

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'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'It's my stool sample.'

Great Moments in Beer

Modern Day Cannibals

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it