Gift Enthusiasts Prints

"It could be post holiday depression, but then, I got really nice gifts."

"Have you finished your wish list to Santa?"

'It's my stool sample.'

"Wow! Look at all the wedding gifts. Is that why you two got married?"

King Kongs first christmas

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Christmas Dwarves

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Happy Birthday

Suspense

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'