Gift Aficionados Prints

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

Emergency Phone.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

Father Christmas and Rudolph