Wrapping Wizard Gifts

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

"We have bows in small, medium, and big enough to hide a bad wrapping job."

Christo: Age Ten

"We only got six days of funding."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Candle Portraits.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Texturing the Walls

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

I got the raise

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

Woodwork

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Bricklayer

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

Brick Red Paint...

Blue-Collar Workers