Curling Wand Wizard Pillows

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Candle Portraits.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Texturing the Walls

Woman knitting a washing line.

Emma Watson

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Bricklayer

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Neptune: the retirement years.

Brick Red Paint...

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

Bad hair day.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Play golf on the billiards table.

Psychiatrist knitting

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).