Wool Wizard Pillows

'Abandon Sheep.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Psychiatrist knitting

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Knitting pretty

Balls of wool

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Knitting Pretty

"Apparently, they're a very close knit family."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Knitting ball

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Knitting.

Woman Knitting Over the TV.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

A knitter's in and out boxes

Rocking horse

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Most projects require three hands."

Genetic Manipulation

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Dog Walker

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Sportknitting

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Reality home-improvement show.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple