Curling Wand Wizard T-Shirts

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Candle Portraits.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Texturing the Walls

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Bricklayer

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Neptune: the retirement years.

Brick Red Paint...

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Bad hair day.

Play golf on the billiards table.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'