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'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Candle Portraits.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

Cleaning service on skates.

Artist

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

"So. . . you're back!"

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

Christo: Age Ten

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

Cotton Buds.

"That's okay, dear, I'll do the dishes."

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

Erm... you got any wax, hon'?

'Who ordered the Brazilian?'

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and so does waxy buildup.

"Oh wow! Adam is on his surfing board. . ."

'I was late again this morning. The boss is going to tear a strip off me!'

"We have bows in small, medium, and big enough to hide a bad wrapping job."

Workaholic and Paranoid

"That's disappointing. I was expecting an increase of one percent."