Wax Wizard Gifts

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Candle Portraits.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Emma Watson

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

Cleaning service on skates.

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

Artist

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Christo: Age Ten

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

"So. . . you're back!"

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

"That's okay, dear, I'll do the dishes."

"I found a new way to use some of this wax."

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

Cotton Buds.

Erm... you got any wax, hon'?

My boat is fast because it has a great wax job! You're on a slippery sloop, Frank!

'Who ordered the Brazilian?'

"Oh wow! Adam is on his surfing board. . ."

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and so does waxy buildup.